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Paul: Oh, well, if you meant anything to him he'll call you. [she starts to cry a little]Paul: Well, give it a day, if you meant anything *at all* to him he will call. Bridget: [Bridget walks in, Kerry runs to her crying, Bridget gives her a hug] You talked to Dad? Cate: [comes down the stairs and sees Kerry crying] Paul! Kerry: Aren't you supposed to be saving people from drowning?

I get paid to wear a bathing suit and sit on a throne.

Carter Tibbits: Paul, I thought my crew chief made everything clear.

[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that? Bridget: Hey, at least I get...[Paul turns to Bridget]Bridget: ... Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.

Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry.

You think I need some kind of help because I'm old? Kerry: So, that's all you can think of to be thankful for? Bridget: No, I said it's what I'm most thankful for.

Ed Gibb: Hey hey hey, if you hit me again, I am not coming for Christmas. Cate: Well, I'm thankful for my wonderful children, and for my great dad and my mom even though she couldn't be here.

I mean Dad's a terrible liar, and Jesus is gonna be sitting right there.

Kerry: Mom, Fred Doyle is planning on having dinner with Dad and Jesus in Heaven? Kerry: Yeah but Dad's spent three years avoiding the Doyle's annual barbecue, how's he gonna get outta that?

Jim: Oh, so you're scared about being away from your parents? Cate Hennessy: [reading Paul's last article] Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind.

Bridget hangs up the phone] Kerry: And don't tell Bridget this, but I'm really scared. And my wife reassures me this is a good thing over and over and over, and she's always right. Well my house would be quieter, and I'd spend a lot less time in the bathroom, but no.

Cate Hennessy: So, where's your family tonight, Carter? [Pats Rory on the shoulder] How're you doin' there, son? that I, I want you to know that I wasn't playing with your stuff. He goes back to looking at Carter] My son took something.

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