Dating profile funny quotes

That said, here’s my offer: I’ve never cheated, I don’t do drugs, play video games all day, sneak around behind your back, party or have kids everywhere that I don’t see”“I’m not going to spend lots an lots of money on you weekly not because I’m a cheap ass but because my kids need stuff more and they will always come first.

They came from my family jewels you did not.” “Those other guys on here – all liars.

These men's experiences come as figures also suggest that half of singletons in Britain have NEVER asked someone on a date face to face.

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Have you ever struggled when creating a Tinder profile?

Accurately describing yourself in just a few sentences can be tough – but not to these guys and girls.

Writing a dating profile is difficult as it is, without then second-guessing everything you’ve written and how you’ve said it.

We’re here to help with a suggestion you may not have considered; using a quote, or series of quotes, to highlight your favourite things about yourself.

They certainly unleashed their creativity when creating their profiles and they turned out hilarious.

Kind of makes you curious what happens when you swipe right – right?

With a quote you can instantly convey that you’re funny, quirky, introverted, or philosophical, and that you like a particular fandom – without sounding like you’re trying too hard.

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